THEME

windexbottles:

"can i borrow a pencil?"

ya here

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

deair:

so how do i relationship

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

idkissyouevenifyouweredead:

i-sm0ke-t0die:

lordblackthorn:

marlybears:

doyouevenheilrapunzel:

modernvampies:

berry968:

Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown

He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude

He’s probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar

2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ.

You’d think he’d want to stay dry considering he’s died in the water twice already.

How do we always end up here

We always end up at leo dying in the water without any oscars

idkissyouevenifyouweredead:

i-sm0ke-t0die:

lordblackthorn:

marlybears:

doyouevenheilrapunzel:

modernvampies:

berry968:

Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown

He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude

He’s probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar

2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ.

You’d think he’d want to stay dry considering he’s died in the water twice already.

How do we always end up here

We always end up at leo dying in the water without any oscars

lmaoalien:

15yearold:

*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*

 

gridmark:

thejeweloffourderps:

confusedtree:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

confusedtree:

Happy Canada Day

Canadians scare me a little more every day.

This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, WHAT

I THOUGHT CANADIANS WERE NICE IVE BEEN LIED TO

gamsee:

my whole life is just “oh ok”

dudefella:

furuyasatoru:

when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it.  The Thing

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katiepk3r:

Poor.

katiepk3r:

Poor.

lameprlncess:


don’t we all

lameprlncess:

don’t we all